Forty-Eight Hours.
April 11, 2003 3:43 a.m.
Did you know they play reruns of �Alf� on the
Hallmark channel? It�s amazing what you can learn when you have 48
hours to blow, a television, a computer, and a standard encyclopedia
collection. You can learn things like:
1) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
2) If the population of China walked past you in single file, the
line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
3) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.
4) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
5) The Bible has been translated into Klingon. Yes, Klingon.
6)The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is
uncopyrightable.
7) 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Them sad, sad, lonely men.
8) In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
9) A snail can sleep for three years! That explains a lot.
10) He is crept out, too.
11) "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.
12) And of course that neato Alf fact.
So as you can see, my days have been quite monotonous. Thanks to those of you who took my survey! I've visited every diary you guys have listed there, heh. Yes, I was that
bored and now I'm feeling a little nauseated, but I'm still making a
date tonight to see the new Sandler movie "Anger Management". What an
agenda, eh?
Quote of the Moment: "Because I refused to spoon with you last night?" --Dave Buznik; Anger Management