Call The AARP!
November 09, 2005 11:49 p.m.
I've been propositioned to twice now, and both times by old men, they just so happen to be customers at my work. I'm thinking about reporting them to the AARP. I don't exaggerate when I say old either; 54 and about 65ish, gross huh? One day I'd like to be propositioned by a hunky 20-something year old, as the answer would still remain the same, I'd feel Jessica Alba Hott instead of Martha Stewart Hott.